| Source |
Title |
Text |
Comment |
Date |
|
David |
What Fool? |
What fool brought lipstick to the Fila Relays?
|
Uh, your wife...blush. |
09-01-2006 |
|
Elijah |
Simple |
I love today.
|
Just a random thought of his I guess. |
07-29-2004 |
|
Elijah |
Wider |
Dad, Uncle Steve is older than you, but you're wiiider than him.
|
As he said this his hand spread out, showing me just how wide I am. |
|
|
Elijah |
Honesty |
I don't like your air.
|
Daddy laying in bed with the boy, just breathing. |
|
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Elijah |
New senses |
There's something in my nose!
|
Fumes from a truck. Age 17 months? |
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Elijah |
Ball vs. Man |
Joshua, I'm not a ball. I'm a man.
|
E. taking a beating from J. with a baseball bat. |
11-01-2003 |
|
Elijah |
Cheeseball |
If you see a cheeseball, pick it up!
|
Cheeseball has a different meaning to a 4 year old. |
07-31-2004 |
|
Elijah |
Theology |
Why is God everywhere?
|
|
10-23-2003 |
|
Elijah |
Backseat Driver |
To get home from Nutty Brown we go on 290 and turn on Convict Hill
and turn on Latta. Why do we have to just go a little bit on San Simeon?
|
The boy loves directions and maps and streets and such. |
10-23-2003 |
|
Elijah |
Spanking |
Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever,
ever...
|
|
10-23-2003 |
|
Elijah |
Good Boy |
"Yeah," sniff sniff, "sometimes I don't listen to you."
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Elijah |
|
When I go like this (random hand gesture one), it means yes, and when I go like this (random hand gesture two), it means no.
|
|
08-06-2004 |
|
Elijah |
Ground-based Astronaut |
I want to be an astronaut. But I want to stay on the ground.
|
|
04-01-2004 |
|
Elijah |
Political Commentary |
Hey Joshua, wanna hear a funny name? George BUSH!
|
|
08-09-2004 |
|
Elijah |
Etc. |
Momma, I'm not tired at all and can't even close my eyes, can I have a cookie?
|
|
09-29-2004 |
|
Elijah |
God's Love |
God loves me 100 infinity gallons of love.
|
|
11-09-2004 |
|
Elijah |
If only... |
You make webs?! Did you make Google?!
|
Elijah figured out what I do for a living. |
04-29-2005 |
|
Elijah |
Huff Puppies |
I want to go to Long John Silver's because they have Huff Puppies.
|
|
05-01-2005 |
|
Elijah |
Work? |
All you have to do is sit there and type in words?
|
Pretty much, yeah. |
03-20-2006 |
|
Jessica |
Why I love Austin |
Ran with Gaby at Town Lake and downtown to the capital and UT. Really lovely scenery. On the way home, I saw a huge (I mean huge) group of cyclists on Mopac heading over to Southwest Parkway. I said allowed, "I love living in Austin," and thought, "What other city is so cool?"
|
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08-26-2006 |
|
Joshua |
Batting Gloves |
I wear your glubs? I wear dem?
|
Batting glubs. |
07-28-2004 |
|
Joshua |
Literally |
Mama, you legs ganna fall off?
|
After coming home from the gym where I rode the bike for 40 mins. |
|
|
Joshua |
Demanding |
DON'T DO DAT ANY-MO, OKAY!?
|
Little tyke can be demanding. |
|
|
Joshua |
|
Peenix. Daddy play ball Peenix.
|
Elijah: Haaa, Joshua said Peenix. |
10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
I go gom ma's.
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
Der IHOPs. I go IHOPs? I go IHOPs?
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
Noooo, my scootah.
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
Mohr? Mohr? Mohr cookie?
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
I some?
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
I chy it? I chy it?
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
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Nigh Nigh Mommy.
|
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10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
|
Fitball.
|
When asked what ball he wants on his birthday
cake. |
10-23-2003 |
|
Joshua |
Pinnochio |
I'm not a puppet; I'm a real boy. Dooooooooo!
|
Joshua imitating Pinnochio from Shrek. |
08-07-2004 |
|
Joshua |
Sing Song |
I have somesing special for you!
|
Holding something, usually Hankie, behind his back. |
07-01-2001 |
|
Joshua |
Goober |
Mommy: "You're a goober. Do you know what that is?"
Joshua: "Adorable."
|
|
11-05-2004 |
|
Joshua |
Charging Ears |
I can't hear you, Mommy. My ears are charging.
|
How can you get irritated with such a creative and clever boy, even if he isn't listening to you? |
12-26-2005 |
|
Joshua |
Wangers |
Daddy, you should have a "W" on your ballcap for Wangers.
|
If you didn't get it...David's team is the Rangers. |
06-20-2006 |
|
Joshua |
Broken Brain |
Ah, I'm all messed up. Hey brain, are you broken?
|
|
06-21-2006 |
|
Joshua |
Joshua's Wisdom |
Mommy, remember how I was sad and then I went outside and then I forgot about being sad and had a good day? Well, you should just forget about your sunglasses, and then you won't be sad anymore.
|
Such smart advice from a kid who's not even 5 yet. |
08-24-2006 |
|
Joshua |
Football Future |
The best day of my life is going to be the first day I get to play football.
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10-11-2007 |
